Moments In a Pit

The Pit

from Lifeline Newcastle & Hunter Newsletter
A Man fell into a PIT and could not get himself out!
A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: "I feel for you down there"
An OBJECTIVE person came along and said "It's logical that someone would fall
                                                 down there"
A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST came along saying, "You only think that you are in a PIT"
A PHARISEE said: "Only BAD people fall into PITS"
A NEWSPAPER REPORTER wanted an exclusive story on his PIT.
A FUNDAMENTALIST said: "You deserve your PIT"
CONFUCIUS said: "If you would have listened to me, you would not be in that Pit
BUDDHA said "Your PIT is only a state of Mind
A REALIST said: "That's a Pit
A SCIENTIST calculated the pressure necessary {lbs/sq inch} to get him out of the Pit
A GEOLOGIST told him to appreciate the rock strata in the Pit
A TAX MAN asked if he was paying Tax on the Pit
THE COUNCIL INSPECTOR asked if he had a permit to dig the Pit
An EVASIVE person came along and avoided the subject of his Pit altogether
A SELF-PITTYING person said: "You haven't seen anything until you have seen
                                             My Pit
A CHARISMATIC said "Just Confess that you're in a Pit"
An OPTIMIST said: "Things could be worse"
A PESIMIST said: "Things Will get Worse!"
                                              BUT............
JESUS SEEING THE MAN, TOOK HIM BY THE HAND AND LIFTED HIM
                               OUT OF THE PIT ........